Stewert and Colbert Quotes

Added April 9, 2006

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things. - Jon Stewart

I want to thank Comedy Central for picking up the show, but more importantly I want to congratulate Comedy Central for picking up the show. - Stephen Colbert

In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant, ... One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth. - Stephen Colbert

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

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